Hi, This is Vince from Crptic Entertainment. I'm here to show you my Miranda.
Lookat it. Bootiful. You're gonna love having this Miranda, I tell ya. Just watch me now as I fire ma phasorz. Zap, pow! Watch it again. Zap, pow! You're gonna love it.
But that's not all! When you get done pwning those klingons you can take your mouse and click over her. BAM! I beamed down to the planet. It's that easy. You'll be saying WOW when you beam down! Lookit this.
I'm walking around and look, some klingons. Just take your phaser and Zap, pow! Look again, Zap, pow! It's beautiful.
Here's the kicker, it's only 14.95 a month. That's right, 14.95 a month! You can have your Miranda too and Zap, pow those klingons. Call Now!