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# 791
02-01-2010, 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lbuckius View Post
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike.

She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."


^made me lol

im using the downtime to watch some TNG
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# 792
02-01-2010, 04:18 PM
THIS WAS ORIGIONALLY POSTED BY SOMEONELSE BEFORE FORUMN DIED I LAUGHED MY ASS OF FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES THEN THE SERVER SUTDOWN

RE POSTING FOR MAX EXPOSER
I've been trolling alot, and I've thought about how upset and frustrated we all are. I also took time to look at it from Cryptic's eyes...this is what I evnisioned:


CEO: Reroute ALL power from the game server to the forum...we've had another expected crash!

IT Officer: But sir! The game server...the forums...they'll...

CEO: Shut up and do it! I know what I'm doing!

IT Officer: Aye sir!

Company Intercom: Warning! Server meltdown in progress! Cut primary relays to avert meltdown. DecaDuoQuad Processors overheating! Playtime Inhibitors activated! Game Server offline! Forum integrity at 5%. Twenty seconds remaining until castostphic epic failure!

IT Officer: Primary Re-relays cut! DecaDuoQuad Processors ejected! Dual-Polarizing Forum Network....wait!!!!

GM Officer: Sir! Fifty-Thousand Trekker-Class Customers decloaking off the starbard and port bow!

CEO: RAISE FORUM FLAME SHIELDS!!!!! Fire ALL cut-n-paste excuses, 4 hour delays, and vague updates!!!!

Company Fire Alarm: Beep! Beep! Beep! Red Alert! Fire on forums!

IT Officer: Sir! ZOMG, They're starting to post!!!!

CEO: Brace for impact! Grab the extinguisers...and....the "1,000 Bad Excuses for Dummies" manual!!!!

Company Janitor/FX Manager: *Excuse* *Reply* *Fanboy* *Post* *Flame* *Flying Sparks and Fog Machine*

Company Teleprompter: All employees throw yourselves to the LEFT!!! NO! THE OTHER LEFT!!! Good!!!

Redshirt Employee #1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pew pew pew pew pew!

CEO: God Damage Report!

Company Bean Counter: Profits down by 50%, 200 employees quit, 50,000 angry suicidal customers, 100 bad reviews, 220 emergency down times, fires on floors 5 and 6, server damaged beyond repair, forum integrity failing fast...

CEO: This is the CEO...All employees abandon company! I repeat: ALL employees abandon company! Activate Auto-Epicfail-Selfbankrupt, twenty day silent countdown! Transfer all remaining funds to my private Swiss bank accounts! Authorization Code: 1 2 3 4 5...Activate!

Company Intercom: Attention! Auto-Epicfail-Selfbankrupt initiated! Transfersing all remaining funds to Swiss bank accounts! Twenty day silent countdown, there will be no futher notice. Please walk calmly to the fore and aft escapedoors. Do NOT run! Unemployment checks will be sent out in two months. Goodluck!

CEO: Everyone! Get out of here...and...get the investors and stockholders to the escapedoors...MOVE!

Officers: Yes sir! Yes sir! Sir! Aye Sir! Pew pew!

CEO: YOU! Whats your name kid!

Redshirt Employee #2: Doner, Braindon Doner, sir!

CEO: Well Doner, it was nice serving with you, whatever your job was...see you at the next job!

Doner: I was the Janitor. Sir?...She was a fine...

CEO: DONT! Please!

Doner: Sorry sir! Do you think they're make another?

CEO: Well, there's only one letter left in the alphabet, unless they do double letters...

Doner: Yes sir you're right! I'll see you at the next company!

CEO: No you wont! Clean the floors and you can go. Shoo, out of my way!

Company Intercom: Attention! Internet access discontinued due to unpaid bills. Financial transfers to Swiss bank accounts canceled! Hello...Hello?

CEO: CRYPTICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!! PEW PEW PEW!
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# 793
02-01-2010, 04:18 PM
Keep going, at the rate this thread is growing it might end up in the guinessbook of records for the fastestgrowing forum thread ever :p
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# 794
02-01-2010, 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Digital-Spooker View Post
lol, it's the other way around,
lest we forget
Canada burned the whitehouse.
Why do the Canadians always claim they burned the White House?
Everyone knows it was the British Army that did that.
Is it because we burned the Palace of Parliament in Toronto the year before and you're still sire?
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# 795
02-01-2010, 04:19 PM
1:39 . . . . . 2:39 . . . . . 3:39 . . . . . 4:39 . . . . . . 5:39 . . . . etc.
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# 796
02-01-2010, 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainMason
You would.
Seriously, I'm just messing with you now. How you doing today?
Ah hey there Mason my demeaning-simple-minded buddy!!!!
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# 797
02-01-2010, 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Casull454 View Post
I've been trolling alot, and I've thought about how upset and frustrated we all are. I also took time to look at it from Cryptic's eyes...this is what I evnisioned:


CEO: Reroute ALL power from the game server to the forum...we've had another expected crash!

IT Officer: But sir! The game server...the forums...they'll...

CEO: Shut up and do it! I know what I'm doing!

IT Officer: Aye sir!

Company Intercom: Warning! Server meltdown in progress! Cut primary relays to avert meltdown. DecaDuoQuad Processors overheating! Playtime Inhibitors activated! Game Server offline! Forum integrity at 5%. Twenty seconds remaining until castostphic epic failure!

IT Officer: Primary Re-relays cut! DecaDuoQuad Processors ejected! Dual-Polarizing Forum Network....wait!!!!

GM Officer: Sir! Fifty-Thousand Trekker-Class Customers decloaking off the starbard and port bow!

CEO: RAISE FORUM FLAME SHIELDS!!!!! Fire ALL cut-n-paste excuses, 4 hour delays, and vague updates!!!!

Company Fire Alarm: Beep! Beep! Beep! Red Alert! Fire on forums!

IT Officer: Sir! ZOMG, They're starting to post!!!!

CEO: Brace for impact! Grab the extinguisers...and....the "1,000 Bad Excuses for Dummies" manual!!!!

Company Janitor/FX Manager: *Excuse* *Reply* *Fanboy* *Post* *Flame* *Flying Sparks and Fog Machine*

Company Teleprompter: All employees throw yourselves to the LEFT!!! NO! THE OTHER LEFT!!! Good!!!

Redshirt Employee #1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pew pew pew pew pew!

CEO: God Damage Report!

Company Bean Counter: Profits down by 50%, 200 employees quit, 50,000 angry suicidal customers, 100 bad reviews, 220 emergency down times, fires on floors 5 and 6, server damaged beyond repair, forum integrity failing fast...

CEO: This is the CEO...All employees abandon company! I repeat: ALL employees abandon company! Activate Auto-Epicfail-Selfbankrupt, twenty day silent countdown! Transfer all remaining funds to my private Swiss bank accounts! Authorization Code: 1 2 3 4 5...Activate!

Company Intercom: Attention! Auto-Epicfail-Selfbankrupt initiated! Transfersing all remaining funds to Swiss bank accounts! Twenty day silent countdown, there will be no futher notice. Please walk calmly to the fore and aft escapedoors. Do NOT run! Unemployment checks will be sent out in two months. Goodluck!

CEO: Everyone! Get out of here...and...get the investors and stockholders to the escapedoors...MOVE!

Officers: Yes sir! Yes sir! Sir! Aye Sir! Pew pew!

CEO: YOU! Whats your name kid!

Redshirt Employee #2: Doner, Braindon Doner, sir!

CEO: Well Doner, it was nice serving with you, whatever your job was...see you at the next job!

Doner: I was the Janitor. Sir?...She was a fine...

CEO: DONT! Please!

Doner: Sorry sir! Do you think they're make another?

CEO: Well, there's only one letter left in the alphabet, unless they do double letters...

Doner: Yes sir you're right! I'll see you at the next company!

CEO: No you wont! Clean the floors and you can go. Shoo, out of my way!

Company Intercom: Attention! Internet access discontinued due to unpaid bills. Financial transfers to Swiss bank accounts canceled! Hello...Hello?

CEO: CRYPTICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!! PEW PEW PEW!
EPIC POST U WIN 1 TRIBBLE
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# 798
02-01-2010, 04:20 PM
I bet this is what happened... :p

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...ol-windows.gif
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# 799
02-01-2010, 04:21 PM
WARNING THREAD KILLER!!

Server is back up
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# 800
02-01-2010, 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lbuckius View Post
THIS WAS ORIGIONALLY POSTED BY SOMEONELSE BEFORE FORUMN DIED I LAUGHED MY ASS OF FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES THEN THE SERVER SUTDOWN

RE POSTING FOR MAX EXPOSER
I've been trolling alot, and I've thought about how upset and frustrated we all are. I also took time to look at it from Cryptic's eyes...this is what I evnisioned:


CEO: Reroute ALL power from the game server to the forum...we've had another expected crash!

IT Officer: But sir! The game server...the forums...they'll...

CEO: Shut up and do it! I know what I'm doing!

IT Officer: Aye sir!

Company Intercom: Warning! Server meltdown in progress! Cut primary relays to avert meltdown. DecaDuoQuad Processors overheating! Playtime Inhibitors activated! Game Server offline! Forum integrity at 5%. Twenty seconds remaining until castostphic epic failure!

IT Officer: Primary Re-relays cut! DecaDuoQuad Processors ejected! Dual-Polarizing Forum Network....wait!!!!

GM Officer: Sir! Fifty-Thousand Trekker-Class Customers decloaking off the starbard and port bow!

CEO: RAISE FORUM FLAME SHIELDS!!!!! Fire ALL cut-n-paste excuses, 4 hour delays, and vague updates!!!!

Company Fire Alarm: Beep! Beep! Beep! Red Alert! Fire on forums!

IT Officer: Sir! ZOMG, They're starting to post!!!!

CEO: Brace for impact! Grab the extinguisers...and....the "1,000 Bad Excuses for Dummies" manual!!!!

Company Janitor/FX Manager: *Excuse* *Reply* *Fanboy* *Post* *Flame* *Flying Sparks and Fog Machine*

Company Teleprompter: All employees throw yourselves to the LEFT!!! NO! THE OTHER LEFT!!! Good!!!

Redshirt Employee #1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pew pew pew pew pew!

CEO: God Damage Report!

Company Bean Counter: Profits down by 50%, 200 employees quit, 50,000 angry suicidal customers, 100 bad reviews, 220 emergency down times, fires on floors 5 and 6, server damaged beyond repair, forum integrity failing fast...

CEO: This is the CEO...All employees abandon company! I repeat: ALL employees abandon company! Activate Auto-Epicfail-Selfbankrupt, twenty day silent countdown! Transfer all remaining funds to my private Swiss bank accounts! Authorization Code: 1 2 3 4 5...Activate!

Company Intercom: Attention! Auto-Epicfail-Selfbankrupt initiated! Transfersing all remaining funds to Swiss bank accounts! Twenty day silent countdown, there will be no futher notice. Please walk calmly to the fore and aft escapedoors. Do NOT run! Unemployment checks will be sent out in two months. Goodluck!

CEO: Everyone! Get out of here...and...get the investors and stockholders to the escapedoors...MOVE!

Officers: Yes sir! Yes sir! Sir! Aye Sir! Pew pew!

CEO: YOU! Whats your name kid!

Redshirt Employee #2: Doner, Braindon Doner, sir!

CEO: Well Doner, it was nice serving with you, whatever your job was...see you at the next job!

Doner: I was the Janitor. Sir?...She was a fine...

CEO: DONT! Please!

Doner: Sorry sir! Do you think they're make another?

CEO: Well, there's only one letter left in the alphabet, unless they do double letters...

Doner: Yes sir you're right! I'll see you at the next company!

CEO: No you wont! Clean the floors and you can go. Shoo, out of my way!

Company Intercom: Attention! Internet access discontinued due to unpaid bills. Financial transfers to Swiss bank accounts canceled! Hello...Hello?

CEO: CRYPTICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!! PEW PEW PEW!
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