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# 21
02-01-2010, 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beer_Hunter View Post
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a Head-Start
No escape from Cryptality
Open your eyes
Look up to the Devs and see
I'm just a Fanboi, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy led, easy towed
a little nigh, a little slow
Anyway if the game blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Cryptic, just killed a Borg
Put a phaser against his head
Pressed the button, now he's dead
Cryptic, Head-Start had just begun
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Cryptic, ooo
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Logging on, logging on, as if nothing really matters

It's soo late, log-in has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Fingers aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and play the STO
Cryptic, ooo - (anyway the game blows)
I don't want to lie
I sometimes wish I'd never pre-ordered at all

I see a little Fanboi of a man
Tongue in toosh, tongue in toosh, can you see the man dangle?
Maintenance and crashing - very very frightening me
Cryptic oh, Cryptic oh,
Cryptic oh, Cryptic oh,
Cryptico ballsitupo - magnifico-o-o-o

I'm just a Fanboi nobody loves me
He's just a Fanboi from a Trekkie family
Spare him his gametime from this travesty
Easy come easy go - will you let me play
It's CRYPTIC! No - we will not let you play - let him play
It's CRYPTIC! We will not let you play - let him play
It's CRYPTIC! We will not let you play - let me play
Will not let you play - let me play (never)
Never let you play - let me play
Never let me play - ay ay ay
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me play
The Dev team has a massive patch aside for me
for me
for me
for me

So you think you can boot me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can boot me and leave me to cry?
Oh Cryptic - can't do this to me Cryptic
Just gotta cancel - just gotta cancel my pre-order here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me
Anyway the game blows...

You have a lot of time on your hands.

That said, well done. I could actually hear queen in my head singing these lyrics. I love this game, but I still couldn't stop laughing once I'd read this.
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# 22
02-01-2010, 04:04 PM
Great stuff, it had me lol
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# 23
02-01-2010, 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madjik View Post
You have a lot of time on your hands.

That said, well done. I could actually hear queen in my head singing these lyrics. I love this game, but I still couldn't stop laughing once I'd read this.
Your the 2nd person to say that , took about 20mins tbh, maybe 30 cos the phone rang during
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# 24
02-01-2010, 04:24 PM
Loved it!

But yes, you do have alot of time on your hands lol
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# 25
02-01-2010, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by nezzir View Post
OP has way too much time on his hands.


Exactly
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# 26
02-01-2010, 04:30 PM
Read it while listening the song, it works perfectly. Kudos to the OP, funny as hell.
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# 27
02-01-2010, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ulfhedjinn View Post
Funny but people can't decide whether I am a "troll/doomsayer" or "fanboy", so I can't tell if this song relates to me or not.
It just means you call 'em as you see 'em. This game has some great points and it has some awful points.
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# 28
02-01-2010, 04:54 PM
this actually made me cry with laughter, well done
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# 29
02-01-2010, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Gul_Exo View Post
this actually made me cry with laughter, well done
/passes hanky too Gul_exo
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# 30
02-01-2010, 07:23 PM
LOL.

That was pretty damn well written.
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