3 more this morning. I don't expect a mod or anyone official to actually take time to post here, since that would be crazy, so I figured I'd spend some time speculating as to what the report spam button actually does.
I think it just puts people on ignore. Oh, qwzztl and sadzzlp, we shall sadly never speak again. I will wait patiently for your brother zthxlz to contact me with news of your travels.