Our leader, who art with Admiral, Sulu be thy name,
Thy Klingons come, we're Ensign-1, and Earth's at this space station.
Tribbles each day in trainer quests will not give us good bonuses, but devour our food and double.
Lead us not into Zone begging, but deliever us some rare drops.
For thine is the Skill Points, and the Consoles, and the Weapons. Respawn.