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# 11
02-25-2010, 11:41 PM
"Captain, were losing Resolution! Reccomend diverting pcoolant to the graphics core or shes gonna~******"

The last recorded transmission of the USS Cryptic before her GPU suffered a catastrophic meltdown. all hands were lost.
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# 12
02-25-2010, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Crimslet View Post
"Connie knew she liked it, but would she like it deeper?"
>.< nice. I vote this one for the win.

Here's mine.
"Captain, it seems that we have officially explored EVERYTHING. I guess now we're free to blow stuff up..."
-The beginning of STO
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# 13
02-26-2010, 06:04 AM
Best so far...

Keep them coming. This is funny stuff.

Quote:
Originally Posted by urklvt View Post
Sir, we've officially looked everywhere. I recommend hailing Starfleet and actually asking someone where Sulu is.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimslet View Post
"Connie knew she liked it, but would she like it deeper?"
Quote:
Originally Posted by ValinAntilles View Post
"Captain, were losing Resolution! Reccomend diverting pcoolant to the graphics core or shes gonna~******"

The last recorded transmission of the USS Cryptic before her GPU suffered a catastrophic meltdown. all hands were lost.
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# 14
02-26-2010, 06:08 AM
'Who has got change for the toll booth?"
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# 15
02-26-2010, 06:12 AM
"Matrix 4 - The Final Frontier"
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# 16
02-26-2010, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Crimslet View Post
"Connie knew she liked it, but would she like it deeper?"
Wow...I am strangely... aroused.

Mine: "Space is like...so big"

Or: "You just couldnt stop and ask for directions, could you Herbert?"
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# 17
02-26-2010, 06:59 AM
'Okay, Jim, ready for your prostrate exam?'

'Sure thing, Bones. Launch anal probe.'
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# 18
02-26-2010, 07:05 AM
I thought you said "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" was here! now you're telling me it's at the other end of the Universe! Grrrrr!
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# 19
02-28-2010, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeJL
'Who has got change for the toll booth?"
Another winner.
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# 20
02-28-2010, 09:27 AM
"Know kids, has everyone got thier passport ready?"
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