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Lt. Commander
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3 - 1 - 2010, 9:05 pm est.

It was a bright day when Charlie Belle's mom discovered his other, other, and other lives.

Ms. Belle:
"I had just thought my son was some loser who sits at a computer desk all day getting constipated."

As it turns out, Charlie purports to have an entirely different life, that nobody but possibly the people on message boards knows about, and it may involve eating fiber and other healthy nutrients.
Charlie claims to be a lawyer, a developer, have made enough money to not have to work again, have a wife, have drinking buddies, the great life, and 120 hours a week to spend on one MMO (that's not counting the other two, World of ******** and Eve Online).

"I don't know how my son does it," says Ms. Belle, "I just wish he would pay my bills if he has all that money, and what about his wife, I've never met her"

Charlie Belle is apparently very adamant about his real life when critiquing projects such as games, operating systems, or anime subtitles and threatening to go after legal action. Again amazed, Charlie's mom expressed shock about the legal action.

"Charlie knows the attorney general for this state?" exclaims the perplexed mother while she dabs on her make up, "I hope he stops by with the man for dinner soon."

Some, however share a different view.

"Charlie Belle isn't those things, he just says he is because nobody likes him otherwise," says fellow classmate Jonathan Archer.

Old middle school acquaintance, James Kirk : "I once slept with a girl right in front of Charlie when he was asking her out."

And to make matters more perplexing, reportedly his step father, Mr Picard, a man of French and simultaneously British origins, thinks so little of him that he regularly threatens to beat him with his own pierced, communist bleeding heart.

Who is Charlie Belle? Is he a nerd? Is he a commie spy? Is he a brilliant lawyer?

Reported by Robert Johnson

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Lt. Commander
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# 2
03-01-2010, 09:01 PM
If you already read this, sorry, it was just requested that this post be made primarily on boards such as this and in retrospect, I agree.

So this is where I'm posting this... now.
Lt. Commander
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# 3
03-01-2010, 09:06 PM
wana see pictures of our cats?
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# 4
03-01-2010, 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SpaceFork
wana see pictures of our cats?
lol!!!
sure
Lt. Commander
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# 5
03-01-2010, 09:26 PM
this is Mr. Snuffers he is the cutest kitty ever.
Lt. Commander
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# 6
03-01-2010, 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SpaceFork
this is Mr. Snuffers he is the cutest kitty ever.
I made a facebook page for my girlfriend's kitten that liked to face hug and gnaw on people's faces,
wanna see?

Actually, the page is a bit too genuine, maybe that's a bad suggestion.
Lt. Commander
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# 7
03-01-2010, 09:39 PM
And now for something completely different.



Come along with the Snorks
Swim along with the Snorks
So much to see
Waiting for you and me
Have some fun with the Snorks
Play along with the Snorks
Sing along with the Snorks
Happy we'll be
Living under the sea
Come along with the snorks
If you could breathe underwater
Where would you go
If you had friends underwater who would you know
Come along
Sing along
Swim along too
'YA!'
Come along with the Snorks
Swim along with the Snorks
So much to see
Waiting for you and me
Swim along with the
Have some fun with the
Come along with the Snorks!
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