Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
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NPC Gorn are awesome. When they bite you, your character gets a periodic hold effect (similar to the Borg thing) and a graphical animation of them puking (with particle puke!). That is awesome.

When a player Gorn bites you, your character takes a small amount of damage and gets a small, useless DOT. That is not awesome.

NPC Gorn can pick up rocks and throw them at you. That is awesome.

Player Gorn cannot pick up rocks or throw anything. That is not awesome.



Why are NPC Gorn so much more awesome than PC Gorn?

The KDF demands answers as to why our Gorn are defective. We suspect they are not really putting their full effort into this alliance and we may need to bombard their homeworld some more to get them properly motivated.
Lt. Commander
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# 2
03-11-2010, 09:44 PM
I approve of this post.
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# 3
03-11-2010, 09:48 PM
lol


I made a Gorn tactical officer after fighting Gorn NPC's on my Fed. I figured they would get to throw rocks and make people puke...no dice.

I would love to see these added as class traits.


We also need a targ master class.
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# 4
03-11-2010, 11:49 PM
NPC gorn can also be a heck of alot bigger than PC Gorn. I think only the Gorn runts join the KDF.
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# 5
03-11-2010, 11:52 PM
I guess the Gorn that suck most at combat are sent to Klingon lands as punishment and the good warriors stay home.
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