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# 1 I am a Borg
03-12-2010, 12:52 PM
Okay, new thread.
I am a plain ol' generic Borg. Ummm. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated and all that. Your characteristics will be assimilated into the collective.

So... When I assimilate you, what will I get?
ex: I assimlate a bunny. I am now a borg with Big ears.
next troll: I assimilate an Orion Slave Girl. I am now a big eared green Borg
etc... hilarity ensues

So For Starters, something boring.
I assimilate a twinkie. I am now a cream-filled Borg.
next!
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# 2
03-12-2010, 01:00 PM
You assimilate an anime girl. You now have huge eyes and large breasts.
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# 3
03-12-2010, 01:15 PM
You assimilate Cap'n K'Nuckles. You are addicted to candy, and have become significantly less intelligent.
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# 4
03-12-2010, 01:15 PM
You assimilate the movie Gigli.

*borg collective destroyed*
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# 5
03-12-2010, 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MycroftHolmes View Post
Okay, new thread.
I am a plain ol' generic Borg. Ummm. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated and all that. Your characteristics will be assimilated into the collective.
!
Then you thread should have been titled We are the borg since collective and all that
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# 6
03-12-2010, 03:12 PM
You assimilate an AGX-04 production type...

Now you are;

GIANT

RED

and

AWESOME


and cream filled, with big breasts, knuckles hands and hopefully screening the early version of Gigi in your head....
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# 7
03-12-2010, 03:16 PM
You assimilate me and find yourself posting online more often than assimilating other sentient species.
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# 8
03-12-2010, 04:44 PM
You assimilate CHAT
Q: Your tiny brain is too small to comprehend the chaos that would ensue.
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# 9
03-12-2010, 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MycroftHolmes View Post
Okay, new thread.

So For Starters, something boring.
I assimilate a twinkie. I am now a cream-filled Borg.
next!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ravenstein View Post
You assimilate an anime girl. You now have huge eyes and large breasts.
...it only took 1 post for this to get nsfw.
a creme filled, large breasted, girl with large eyes....*consighns you to 7chan.*
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# 10
03-12-2010, 04:49 PM
You assimilate Chat.
And that's the end of that.
And rhymes sucks when made by a Chat in a hat.
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