Okay, new thread.
I am a plain ol' generic Borg. Ummm. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated and all that. Your characteristics will be assimilated into the collective.
So... When I assimilate you, what will I get?
ex: I assimlate a bunny. I am now a borg with Big ears.
next troll: I assimilate an Orion Slave Girl. I am now a big eared green Borg
etc... hilarity ensues
So For Starters, something boring.
I assimilate a twinkie. I am now a cream-filled Borg.