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# 1 Murphy's Forum/Internet Laws
03-16-2010, 11:03 PM
1; No matter how low you have set the floor of 'stupidity' someone will find a way to force it to new depths.

2; The lie-to-truth ratio is approximately OVER NINE THOUSSSAAAAAAANNND to one.

3; A meme is not considered 'done to death' until someone actually dies of overexposure to it.

4; The stupidity of a response post is directly proportional to the amount of effort you spent carefully constructing your logical argument.

4.5; If you sufficiently overload the mind of a troll with too much logic the default response is somewhere between monosyllabic and 'ur mom' (known as the 'Your mom corollary')

5; Anonymity + Audience = fudge-wad

5.5; This is your brain, this is your brain on interwebs. (Known as the aspergers corollary)

6; Wikipedia; (n) an internet resource to fuel arguments with enough premises and techno-babble so as to redirect attention away from the inherent fallacies of the poster's argument.

7; TV-Tropes; (n) the definitive guide to life on the internet. (Known as the Hitchhikers Guide to the interwebs)

8; Originality is rarer than hens' teeth

9; If application of clever witty insults does not produce desired results, you aren't using enough vitriol.

10; The internet eats your life.
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# 2
03-16-2010, 11:12 PM
No Godwins?
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# 3
03-16-2010, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Gash-jackel View Post
No Godwins?
Ok how about these;

1; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance it will derail offtopic

2; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of flames

3; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of someone receiving an infraction

4; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of a lock

5; The more pages a troll thread has, the more the likliehood you will see the words;
'in b4 lock'
'can haz ur stuff'
and
'cool story bro'



(Note; most of these do not apply in Ten Forward where the laws of the universe are rescinded)
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# 4
03-16-2010, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonathan_Kent View Post
Ok how about these;

1; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance it will derail offtopic

2; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of flames

3; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of someone receiving an infraction

4; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of a lock

5; The more pages a troll thread has, the more the likliehood you will see the words;
'in b4 lock'
'can haz ur stuff'
and
'cool story bro'



(Note; most of these do not apply in Ten Forward where the laws of the universe are rescinded)

'cool story bro'
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# 5
03-17-2010, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonathan_Kent View Post
Ok how about these;

1; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance it will derail offtopic

2; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of flames

3; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of someone receiving an infraction

4; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of a lock

5; The more pages a troll thread has, the more the likliehood you will see the words;
'in b4 lock'
'can haz ur stuff'
and
'cool story bro'



(Note; most of these do not apply in Ten Forward where the laws of the universe are rescinded)
You don't even need a full page before going off topic here.
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# 6
03-17-2010, 05:51 AM
cool story bro
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# 7
03-17-2010, 06:14 AM
Didn't click it...

No wait. Ah who am I kiddin' I ain't no troll.
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# 8
03-17-2010, 08:37 AM
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cool story bro
Brool Story Co. :p
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# 9
03-17-2010, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonathan_Kent View Post
Brool Story Co. :p
Stool bory co.
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# 10
03-17-2010, 09:09 AM
In b4 derai---- never mind.
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