Is your sister pretty? Hahaha jk. That's pretty good actually, I always admire when people put something funny in a serious application. If I recall way back when I was applying my whole family told me to "play the game" and "sell myself"...so I decided to write about how much I had failed in my life.
I had a teacher who knew a guy who entered a major essay competition, I guess the topic to write about was "What is courage?". So everyone else turns in 20 pages of cheesy crap but this guy turns in a piece of paper with just "This is courage" on it. According to my teacher he won too, although then again he could have just been bull****ting me with a straight face.
I suppose to be fair they need to set up the screen in South America so vampire bats can watch it. Were the wolves howling or booing? I hear in the next movie her class takes a field trip to a museum where she gets her freak on with a mummy.:p