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# 31
03-26-2010, 08:11 PM
I would agree Leave Chuck Home in wow where he belongs
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# 32
03-26-2010, 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aktion
We are Chuck Norris resistence is FUTILE .
Flawless victory.

If Chuck Norris is underwater, does he get wet, or does the water get Chuck Norris instead?

When Chuck Norris awakens, the dream, that we call reality, will end.
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# 33
03-27-2010, 01:28 AM
The writers of Star Trek wanted Chuck Norris to be the Guardian Of Forever. But upon reflection, they knew it would not end well.
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# 34
03-27-2010, 05:12 AM
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat Captain Kirk at Fizzbn.

The last time Kevin Uxbridge watched an episode of "Walker: Texas Ranger," 50 billion Husnock died.

Whenever Data scans for lifeforms and fails find any, by default the ship's computer declares that Chuck Norris has already been here.

Chuck Norris is the first recorded human to ever time travel. He does this by staring at the sun, causing it to slingshot around himself.

Chuck Norris traveled to the Mirror Universe and fought his counterpart, Evil Chuck Norris. If you have to ask who won, then you don't understand Chuck Norris. It was the one with the beard.
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# 35
03-27-2010, 05:18 AM
You can find Chuck Norris at the Galactic Coordinates of Pain and Suffering
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# 36
03-27-2010, 07:56 AM
The idea that the Chuck Norris mythos should be relegated to trade chat is ridiculous and asenine (there's some redundancy for ya).

So in the spirit of the thread, I want to add another.

Thelaron radiation is Chuck Norris' fa... err... hrm.

Lemme think of another one.
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# 37
03-27-2010, 08:49 AM
The real reason why the Romulans and Klingons hide with their cloaks? They're afraid of Admiral Norris.
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# 38
03-27-2010, 05:43 PM
They were going to get Chuck Norris to star in ST: VI The Undiscovered Country, he turned it down because it was a lie he has discovered everything.
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