Really, with a handle of "Been with T'Pal and 7 of 9," followed by the 15 year old girl thing, I can't see how you're honestly disappointed with the response. I think you're actually quite happy with the response you received.
And with that, I'm out of this thread.
Stuck, you beautiful ferocious Ferengi, you are correct.
Your reward is Oo-mox from my hot Trill science officer.