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# 11
03-30-2010, 12:17 PM
...if you have rainbow colored phasers.

Yeah! I went there.

... if you adhere to the "high" Command

... if you don't hold staff meetings, but Pow-Wows.
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# 12
03-30-2010, 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ravenstein View Post
You might be a space hippie if you call people who disagree with you 'Herbert'.
... or if you know all the lyrics to "Headin on to Eden"

Yeah, brother
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# 13
03-30-2010, 12:43 PM
Your bridge crew has mandatory hackie sack breaks
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# 14
03-30-2010, 06:10 PM
You might be a Space Hippie if . . .

Your ship uniforms consist of tie-dye shirts, blue jeans and Birkenstocks and you outfitted your away team with tambourines instead of phasers.

You replaced Majel Barret's computer voice with Joan Baez.

Your first four BOs were named John, Paul, George and Ringo.

Your ship is made of Hemp and powered by patchouli oil. (Bonus points if it's named Jefferson Airplane or Yellow Submarine).

You replaced your red alert klaxons with Helter Skelter.

You refer to your crew as "My Commune".

You had the munchies so bad that you actually ate Gagh. Yucky!

You didn't feel out of place when you beamed down to Woodstock Colony in the Guyana System.

That incoming torpedo is totally harshing your mellow vibes.
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# 15
03-30-2010, 06:16 PM
That was a torpedo? Thats a relief, I thought my first officer developed a afteraffect from the brownies.
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# 16
03-30-2010, 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripp_Hazzard
Sparked by the Space Redneck thread, I submit:


You might be a Space Hippie if . . .

Your ship is painted Day-Glo orange with Flower Power flowers.

Your Command Chair is a Futon.

The Turbo Lift doors have beaded fringe curtains in front of them.

All your ship-wide addresses begin "Hey, like, you know what?".

"Docking Procedures" puts a silly smile on your face.

The replicators are programmed for vegetarian dishes only.

Instead of "Red Alert", the computer says "Can't we all just get along?"

You programmed the Life Support to include a faint "herbal" smell because it reminds you of home.

Class 5 respirators are recommended for anyone entering your quarters for the first time.

Ship uniforms are all natural fiber only.

Off-duty wear is allowed on duty.

There is a shoe rack by the exit in each transporter room.

The decks are surfaced in real grass.

Every time you enter warp, the ship's computer goes "Oh, wow, man!"

Everyone salutes by kissing. On-duty "salutes" are limited to fifteen seconds, max.
I should remember that for when I turn this into a starship
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# 17
03-30-2010, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by plasticsocks
Your first four BOs were named John, Paul, George and Ringo..
I love it!
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# 18
03-31-2010, 02:34 PM
...If you think Klingons just need a good hug.
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# 19
03-31-2010, 11:32 PM
got you all beat.


my admiral cruiser is named the USS Timothy F Leary. (NX-94209)


the truth.


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# 20
04-01-2010, 02:44 AM
... if you are gay in 24th century.
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