Yeah, don't wear that shirt, and don't listen to our pirate cat captain. Just look at him, does he look trustworthy to you?
*Suddenly the surroundings melt, the ships, dream costumes, and everything else disappears leaving you in darkness. A door opens in the darkness and a mans sillouette appears there. A voice speaks out from around you.*
Dreamers, hangers on, please welcome this dream posts special and permanent musical act!