"Captain, we have reason to believe that the Borg are arming the rebels"
Enemy encounter exploration mission. Randomly generated but oh so funny sometimes.
Other great ones include
"The borg have been extorting our miners for weeks now"
Have any of your own?
these are funny. but make absolute no sense considering how the borg actually are and i a big way the scripts for these mission need to be rewritten. i bugged report every one so far as an immersion breaker. everyone knows borg assimilate they don't harass people or arm rebels !