Hrm, I was more thinking along the lines of this dude.

Vrano has a thing for effeminate men.

This dude is anything but effeminate. Go watch it.

I dunno dude, those delicate features and long eyelashes make him look like... well... that kind of vampire.

...all I wanna know is... where are the sparkles?

The only thing that sparkles around Vampire Hunter D is the light off the blood splatter.
Its ok, though, we know you go looking for the effeminate, and will be at the opening of that faux-vamp teen angst movie this summer. I bet you will even go in character...tossing some glitter on your face and chest hairs.

Who actually thought that vampires sparkling would be a good idea? and for that matter who made up the rules for what kills vampires? i'm pretty sure a shotgun blast to the face would kill them.

Rules were made up by ignorant peasants in the Dark Ages.

Zombie John Lennon getting revenge? What's that got to do with vampires?

Thats what I love about the modern age. Back then they said "Lets think of scary creatures we can't kill."
Today we say "Lets find ways to kill the things we haven't even thought of yet."

He is a vampire who hunts other vampires because he gets bored.