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# 31
07-15-2010, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Noebe
Assume: All of the TV-series captains have been made vampires. We don't know or care how or why.
I have a better idea, lets assume that someone *tried* to vampirize them and discuss how the respective Captains/crews kicked the vampires in their wussy arses.
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# 32
07-15-2010, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonathan_Kent View Post
I have a better idea, lets assume that someone *tried* to vampirize them and discuss how the respective Captains/crews kicked the vampires in their wussy arses.
I can just picture the captured vampire in a containment cell, about to be ferried to a starbase for scientific research and possible rehabilitation -- Data, standing outside the forcefield, tilts his head to the side and comments on how the angry vampire has taken a step away from humanity while he, Data, is continually trying to take a step towards it.

In TOS, they'd just kill it. In DS9, it would escape into the wormhole, only to return a season later with several Vorta and a changeling at its side.
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# 33
07-15-2010, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Noebe
Data, standing outside the forcefield, tilts his head to the side and comments on how the angry vampire has taken a step away from humanity while he, Data, is continually trying to take a step towards it.
Data shuts off the containment field to escort the vamp off the ship when they've docked on the starbase.

Said vampire would leap and quickly proceed to bite Data's neck.

Vamp: "What the-!" "Ow my teeth!"
Data: "My frame is composed of (something something something) that's 1000x times stronger than steel."
Vamp: "I hate you You broke my teeth AND you're paler than me!" /emo
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# 34
07-15-2010, 03:27 PM
HAHAAHAH!!!

Lets see, Janeway would suggest.... of course, Seven's nanoprobes.

The doctor would become attached to the Vampire, they would discover that seven's probes can not cure it, but can kill it, the doctor would go all sad-eyes and stoic and beg for permission to research a cure, but end up having to be the one to kill the thing when it breaks out.
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