Yes, the name is borderline plagerism, but the mission, i think, is pretty nice for my first time in the Foundary
The joke in the name of this mission will really only make sense to players who were here when Akaira Sulu was giving out the starter patrol missions, but the actual gameplay is for anyone.
Mission text is a little misleading on where you need to go, will probably update that soon. Anyway, just go to ESD instead of Vulcan, and go to the person who sells the weapons. You will get the option to talk or warp to Vulcan. Choose the 2nd option.
Also, the space part may seem a little intimidating, but i will tell you that you DO NOT HAVE TO KILL ALL THE ENEMIES.
Anyway, the mission just went live, so please post your feedback so I can improve in Part 2!