I got home just as my neighbour had let their dog take a crap near my mailbox.
I can assure you... Eating lot of fibers that day and my nightly excursion was worth it.
Ok so I actually just chastised them publicly and I do believe she took another route.
No more doggy turds near my home.
Also did this 2 days ago.
I was crossing the street(it is a very dangerous street. Killed my mom after all)
Car was like 300 meters away, I started crossing. Guess who sped up to try and get past?
Yeah... Ended with the car stopping like halfway on the crosswalk with a deathly gaze from me and a swift kick at the bumper.