Why don't you calm down and have a nice cup of tea? I personally enjoy cherry or orange tea when i try to relax. I would recommend Earl Grey but you seem to be a little too worked up there buddy. That's bad for your heart and as an internet doctor, I'm worried.
if you feel someone is trolling then report them and leave it at that. the mods will decide what is acceptable and what it not. some people are insulted by other peoples sense of humour when no insults are intended, thats why the devs handle it and make the call. people that deserve to be banned will be.
creating a thread about it is not a good idea. at least the OP has edited his initial post to something more reasonable.
people should be nicer to each other but this still needs to be closed down as not much good will come of this one.