Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 101
01-02-2011, 12:27 AM
< B > Search for an alcoholic beverage to drown your sadness.

As you begin to walk away in search of a tasty berverage to drown your sorrows, you look back and shed a single tear for your precious and make a little pouting noise that seem quite pathetic. You really need a drink. Just then Sgt. Pepper steps in front of you and you take this moment to trip him face first into some mud. You stick your tounge out at him. The nostalgia reminds you of being young again. The others chuckle and you nod your head in acceptance.

Moving onward to the greater unknown (east:p), you are sure to find some alcohol in town.
The road was long and the journey not to boring as you took it upon yourself to torture Sgt. Pepper butt at every avenue of chance. This brought much relief from your current lose. Soon enough you reach the outskirts of.... a veritable BABE FEST!!! Your eyes light up like the sun. At this moment Sgt. Pepper approaches you and slams a bottle of kanar against your chest and walks off. You twist the cap off and take a VERY large pull from the fine bottle of kanar. "Not to much, its a long road and I must conserve this precious commodity." You put it away and make for the inner town.




<I> Insult bad spin-off series characters *Cough* Luso *Cough*
< B > Take a look around at some of the goods and services offered at this fine town
< N > Head North\west into the Forest of Random Encounters
< W > Head West down the Boulevard of Broken Bicycles
< E > Find some of that quality diversity you been anxiously yearning for
< D > Head down into the filthy Forest Sewer.

< A > Aggression abilities:
( 1 ) Aggress
( 2 ) Blitz
( 3 ) Shotgun!
( 4 ) Hug

< I > Item
( 1 ) Potion
( 2 ) Pheonix Down
( 3 ) Librascope
( 4 ) Pokeball

< K > Use a skill
( 1 ) Sleuth Diplomacy
( 2 ) Lockpick
( 3 ) Craft Arms and Armor
( 4 ) Barrel Roll
( 5 ) Brutal Affront
( 6 ) Parry
( 7 ) Compose Sonnet
( 8 ) Disguise
( 9 ) Call in airstrike
( 10 ) Disconcerting Ogle
( 11 ) Duck and Cover
( 12 ) Octopus's Garden
( 13 ) Contact Ninja
( 14 ) Contact Lenin or Lennon
( 15 ) Boot to the head
( 16 ) Gib em moor dakka

< S > Summon
( 1 ) Imaginary Airship (1 TP)
( 2 ) Hort (3 TP)
( 3 ) Hectatonocheir
( 4 ) Roach
( 5 ) Penguin
( 6 ) Magical Girls

< M > Magic
( 1 ) Fire
( 2 ) Blizzard
( 3 ) Aero
( 4 ) Thunder
( 5 ) Water
( 6 ) Watera
( 7 ) Tundara
( 8 ) Blizzara
( 9 ) Fira
( 10 ) Sparkstrike
( 11 ) Aquastrike
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 102
01-02-2011, 06:24 AM
:: Armor hort runs up to the party ::
I've finished studying NPCs! Look! I've learned to ride the shadows to move!

-disperses into a shadow, moves along the shadows of the terrain, and reemerges on the other side of the party-

...

-unfortunately, this has left the armor behind-

Wait, what happened? I AM UNBOUND! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!! <____>

-taps button on ghost trap and reenters it in shame-
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 103
01-02-2011, 08:15 AM
<M11>

You randomly target someone and attack

Random person: 1 HP

You attack with Aquastrike!

You missed!

Sgt. Pepper swings his guitar!

He misses!

Sarge forgets his weapon has a maximum range of about two feet!

He misses!

Ezio is nowhere to be seen...

It is random person's turn rand-

A blade proturdes from random person's stomach!

There's Ezio!

Loot: The Holy Hand Grenade, mystical staff of awsomeness, confusion as to why you got this stuff from some random person instead of from the Barthandelus bossfight.

<I> Insult bad spin-off series characters *Cough* Luso *Cough*
< B > Take a look around at some of the goods and services offered at this fine town
< N > Head North\west into the Forest of Random Encounters
< W > Head West down the Boulevard of Broken Bicycles
< E > Find some of that quality diversity you been anxiously yearning for
< D > Head down into the filthy Forest Sewer.

< A > Aggression abilities:
( 1 ) Aggress
( 2 ) Blitz
( 3 ) Shotgun!
( 4 ) Hug

< I > Item
( 1 ) Potion
( 2 ) Pheonix Down
( 3 ) Librascope
( 4 ) Pokeball

< K > Use a skill
( 1 ) Sleuth Diplomacy
( 2 ) Lockpick
( 3 ) Craft Arms and Armor
( 4 ) Barrel Roll
( 5 ) Brutal Affront
( 6 ) Parry
( 7 ) Compose Sonnet
( 8 ) Disguise
( 9 ) Call in airstrike
( 10 ) Disconcerting Ogle
( 11 ) Duck and Cover
( 12 ) Octopus's Garden
( 13 ) Contact Ninja
( 14 ) Contact Lenin or Lennon
( 15 ) Boot to the head
( 16 ) Gib em moor dakka

< S > Summon
( 1 ) Imaginary Airship (1 TP)
( 2 ) Hort (3 TP)
( 3 ) Hectatonocheir
( 4 ) Roach
( 5 ) Penguin
( 6 ) Magical Girls

< M > Magic
( 1 ) Fire
( 2 ) Blizzard
( 3 ) Aero
( 4 ) Thunder
( 5 ) Water
( 6 ) Watera
( 7 ) Tundara
( 8 ) Blizzara
( 9 ) Fira
( 10 ) Sparkstrike
( 11 ) Aquastrike
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 104
01-02-2011, 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hort_wort View Post
:: Armor hort runs up to the party ::
I've finished studying NPCs! Look! I've learned to ride the shadows to move!

-disperses into a shadow, moves along the shadows of the terrain, and reemerges on the other side of the party-

...

-unfortunately, this has left the armor behind-

Wait, what happened? I AM UNBOUND! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!! <____>

-taps button on ghost trap and reenters it in shame-
You are eaten by a grue.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 105
01-03-2011, 12:15 PM
what is that supposed to mean, anyway?
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 106
01-03-2011, 06:39 PM
B

You start searching for goods and/or services in this town. Being a town well know for female adventurers to congregate, the local shopping selection is oddly appropriate. You can find large quantities of stylish hats, shoes, and sweaters. Every other building houses a nail or hair salon. There is a large and well stocked pony store. And there is nary a Hooters in sight.

You find a weapon shop, but all the weapons are painted pink and have frills on them.

<I> Insult bad spin-off series characters *Cough* Luso *Cough*
< N > Head North\west into the Forest of Random Encounters
< W > Head West down the Boulevard of Broken Bicycles
< E > Find some of that quality diversity you been anxiously yearning for
< D > Head down into the filthy Forest Sewer.
< B > Buy some pink and frilly weapons.

< A > Aggression abilities:
( 1 ) Aggress
( 2 ) Blitz
( 3 ) Shotgun!
( 4 ) Hug

< I > Item
( 1 ) Potion
( 2 ) Pheonix Down
( 3 ) Librascope
( 4 ) Pokeball

< K > Use a skill
( 1 ) Sleuth Diplomacy
( 2 ) Lockpick
( 3 ) Craft Arms and Armor
( 4 ) Barrel Roll
( 5 ) Brutal Affront
( 6 ) Parry
( 7 ) Compose Sonnet
( 8 ) Disguise
( 9 ) Call in airstrike
( 10 ) Disconcerting Ogle
( 11 ) Duck and Cover
( 12 ) Octopus's Garden
( 13 ) Contact Ninja
( 14 ) Contact Lenin or Lennon
( 15 ) Boot to the head
( 16 ) Gib em moor dakka

< S > Summon
( 1 ) Imaginary Airship (1 TP)
( 2 ) Hort (3 TP)
( 3 ) Hectatonocheir
( 4 ) Roach
( 5 ) Penguin
( 6 ) Magical Girls

< M > Magic
( 1 ) Fire
( 2 ) Blizzard
( 3 ) Aero
( 4 ) Thunder
( 5 ) Water
( 6 ) Watera
( 7 ) Tundara
( 8 ) Blizzara
( 9 ) Fira
( 10 ) Sparkstrike
( 11 ) Aquastrike
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 107
01-03-2011, 09:29 PM
<K9> Heavy Airstrike

You call in an Airstrike on the town. It is left flaming in your wake as you stalk off after looting the cash registers of the destroyed stores. Karma - 99

<I> Insult bad spin-off series characters *Cough* Luso *Cough*
< N > Head North\west into the Forest of Random Encounters
< W > Head West down the Boulevard of Broken Bicycles
< E > Find some of that quality diversity you been anxiously yearning for
< D > Head down into the filthy Forest Sewer.
< P > Take a Pelican Dropship into the Madrigal Battlefield

< A > Aggression abilities:
( 1 ) Aggress
( 2 ) Blitz
( 3 ) Shotgun!
( 4 ) Hug

< I > Item
( 1 ) Potion
( 2 ) Pheonix Down
( 3 ) Librascope
( 4 ) Pokeball

< K > Use a skill
( 1 ) Sleuth Diplomacy
( 2 ) Lockpick
( 3 ) Craft Arms and Armor
( 4 ) Barrel Roll
( 5 ) Brutal Affront
( 6 ) Parry
( 7 ) Compose Sonnet
( 8 ) Disguise
( 9 ) Call in MAC Strike
( 10 ) Disconcerting Ogle
( 11 ) Duck and Cover
( 12 ) Octopus's Garden
( 13 ) Contact Ninja
( 14 ) Contact Lenin or Lennon
( 15 ) Boot to the head
( 16 ) Gib em moor dakka

< S > Summon
( 1 ) Imaginary Airship (1 TP)
( 2 ) Hort (3 TP)
( 3 ) Hectatonocheir
( 4 ) Roach
( 5 ) Penguin
( 6 ) Magical Girls

< M > Magic
( 1 ) Fire
( 2 ) Blizzard
( 3 ) Aero
( 4 ) Thunder
( 5 ) Water
( 6 ) Watera
( 7 ) Tundara
( 8 ) Blizzara
( 9 ) Fira
( 10 ) Sparkstrike
( 11 ) Aquastrike
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