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Got a few on Christmas. Anyone else slowly suck them until they're a jagged pointy blade? Then they slice open your tongue and top of your mouth as you move your tongue? I don't do it on purpose. It's just what happens! So many cuts!

*pops in another Jolly Rancher*
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# 2
01-04-2011, 07:17 AM
As the old mother's advice goes: if it hurts, don't do it!
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# 3
01-04-2011, 07:25 AM
Try peroxide to clean the wound.......dont be a baby it only stings for a second.....
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# 4
01-04-2011, 07:27 AM
Peroxide in my mouth? Pft only weaklings do stuff like clean their wounds. The next thing you'll tell me will be to wash my hands after I go or something crazy like that.
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# 5
01-04-2011, 07:39 AM
Actually I was going to recommend whiskey to ease the pain.........was just trying to be helpful......and hey buddy I sure hope you washed yer hands before you eat that next rancher.......you don't know where that candies been.
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# 6
01-04-2011, 07:41 AM
I love certain flavors of Jolly Ranchers, though they're not as bad as jelly beans. The latter usually disappears in a short time when around me (and I wonder why I get a headache afterwords ).
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# 7
01-04-2011, 07:42 AM
And remember; Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometers are personally tested!











ok, they're not really. Only "personally" as in "Inspected by bob on machine 5"...
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# 8
01-04-2011, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by MGDawson View Post
Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometers


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Yea, but why on earth would you want to eat those.....they taste like poo......???
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# 9
01-04-2011, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by USS Parallax
Got a few on Christmas. Anyone else slowly suck them until they're a jagged pointy blade? Then they slice open your tongue and top of your mouth as you move your tongue? I don't do it on purpose. It's just what happens! So many cuts!

*pops in another Jolly Rancher*
I suck on them for a bit, then I get bored and bite. That is when it gets painful.
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# 10
01-04-2011, 08:36 AM
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I suck on them for a bit, then I get bored and bite. That is when it gets painful.
I heard that about you.
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