Stratship Troopers Trilolgy:
1st = get drunk and yell along with characters in movie, awesome flick.
2nd = So we're a horror movie about psychics and bugs that take over people? Okay, cool. Has its moments (namely Captain Dax's last stand, the Sergeant taking revenge) oh and for the oh so epic "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and "Murderers don't go home!" lines (sorry, only in German)
3rd = What am I watching? Religion as a weapon? Cool... Oh look, the brainbug from the first one, oh no wait he just died. Has some good on the ground scenes (giant killer robots), an awesome themesong themesong as sung by their Sky Marshal and a planet explodes in the end.
It really is terrible if you break it down, but there was a time when I was without cable TV and watched it like a dozen times. I really enjoy it, mainly for Lev and his insanity, Bruce Willis just being Bruce Willis and Aerosmith is easy to listen to. Let's also not forget that it is a Michael Bay "masterpiece" meaning EXPLOSIONS!!!!
Undisputed Winner is "Star Trek 5--The Final Frontier". For evidence of how much fun you can have with this crown jewel of lameness, may I humbly suggest this site right here.......http://www.eskimo.com/~rkj/MST.html
Basically, some guys did a spot-on "impersonation" of the "Mystery Science-Fiction Theater 3000" show, played Star Trek 5, and made funny comments about it throughout the thing.
If you die without seeing it, first thing that happens when you get to Heaven is God calling you a loser.