Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
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# 21
01-25-2011, 06:15 PM
Mmmm...You smell just like the inside of my mama's purse.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 22
01-26-2011, 12:07 PM
Originally Posted by Ravenstein View Post
So I was with my parents shopping for a microwave. As we pass the electronics section where they keep the games and movies en route to the home appliance section my mom asks if there would be a microwave there. I say, "Nah, this is the entertainment electronics department. And I don't really think a microwave would be entertainment unless a cat is inside it."

The lady next to me (not my mother) gasps in horror.

Okay, not so much awkward as fun. I got to make a cruel allusion at the expense of cats and freak some old lady out.

Oh man...I can only imagine that person's face!
Lt. Commander
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# 23
01-26-2011, 01:04 PM
Awkward? Where to begin....

"Well there was the time I called the police to report a short haired lesbian running around wal mart with a demented look on her face, shooting up male hormones in the milk aisle and jibbering on about terrorist trying to blow us up from the fruit section."

You can imagine how awkward I felt when I was informed that it was Janet Napolitano our current Department of Homeland Security Cheif

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