stake through his heart, cut off his head burn the body, bury the ashes in a crossroad and pour salt around the grave in an unbroken circle.

its the only way.

*starts kindling with a large pile of coal next ot him*

*Lops off Beiber's head. Puts a few FN-FAL rounds into the chest for good measure (to prevent the very unlikely occurance of Flood infection)*

You know, it's kinda weird reading about all this Bieber-hate here, on YouTube, and elsewhere. I'm solidly in my 20s, so all this reminds me of the hatedom for the Spice Girls, N-Sync, and the Backstreet Boys from my grade school days. It just seems weird to hate a guy like this, quite possibly because I've the point in my life when I can just ignore all this crap.

Personally, I'm convinced the kid is secretly an ultra-avant garde ambient artist who uses this huge Kaufman-esque fake persona of a teen idol to keep all but the hippest of hipsters from truly appreciating his music.

Ya know what? I say that if he manages to come back to life, we hand him over to Aperature Labs, and let gLAdOs deal with him.

So it took until 2011 for CSI to be interesting again, if only for a week. Must be sweeps month.

< apologizes on behalf of Canada for Justin Bieber. We already owe the world reparations for Nickelback, this ain't helping our cause any.