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# 1 Star Trek Silly Poem Thread
04-14-2011, 04:43 PM
Here' a place for silly poems:

There was an old Captain from lore,
Who traded in women and more,
He blew up his ship,
And cut short his trip,
so Mudd will be trading no more!

Phasers are red,
Warp engines are blue,
If you bother WishStone,
I'll kill all your crew!

Last week I saw a tribble,
And to it I did say,
"Stop eating all my plo 'meek soup,
Or Phaser you I may"

Once I saw a little tribble,
Sitting on the bridge,
I looked away for just one sec,
And now it's in the fridge!

I sighed at little tribble,
For now in one huge mound,
Were lots of little tribbles,
All soft and furred and round

There are mine for now
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# 2
04-14-2011, 06:02 PM
Tribble tribble tribble,
I made it out of clay,
And when it's dry and ready,
That tribble I will spay.
Seriously, if you don't there'll be like 500.
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# 3
04-14-2011, 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxSpock View Post
Tribble tribble tribble,
I made it out of clay,
And when it's dry and ready,
That tribble I will spay.
Seriously, if you don't there'll be like 500.
LOL. Good one.
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# 4
04-15-2011, 08:44 AM
Lament of the Tribble:

Oh woe is me,
For I just missed tea.

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# 5
04-15-2011, 10:02 PM
hey diddle diddle
I spayed my tribble
it vomited up upon the bathroom floor
my cub sehlat laughed at seeing such fun
and my client disconnected me!
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# 6
04-16-2011, 03:31 AM
**ssed off Klingons, ruined their food,
Then they came and killed us too.

But don't you worry, don't you fret,
cuz us Tribbles are still a threat.

Need someone small, lean and mean?
Call 800 Tribble 'Rines.

EDIT: On a semi-related sidenote, Go mil
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# 7
04-16-2011, 10:13 AM
You can be the carpet roller outer i will be the hi welcome to the blimp or the anchor Hort can be the Weather vein.. Raven needs the Zeppelin Ready at a moments notice..

oh wrong thread.. Poem..

Raven wants a blimp and looks so Hip

For her you should do a back flip

its hard to rhyme zeppelin if you dress like vanheulen.

Targs can and tribbles cant
chase a bat'leths feint

When motion accelerates the action
I'll be on RISA creating passion
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# 8
04-16-2011, 10:20 AM
Yesterday Upon the Stair
I met a tribble who wasn't there.
It wasn't there again today
My I wish it would go away.
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