If I die and am sent to hell, I will try to launch a coup.
What's the worst that could happen? I am already dead and in hell.
When you do, can I be made part of the upper hierarchy? Much better benefits and the life expectancy is much monger than a minion's. If possible I would like to be put in charge of torture by country and western music? There's nothing like the psychological torment by listening to "Cheeseburger in Paradise" on a endless loop.