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# 1 Revisiting Jo Mama
05-26-2011, 10:33 PM
Jo mama so ugly, the horta screams like a tribble in Klingon hands, "No kill! No kill!"
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# 2
05-27-2011, 06:49 AM
Jo mama so big, she causes a gravity well.
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# 3
05-27-2011, 07:06 AM
Jo mama so ugly, Starfleet enacted the Jo Mama Directive to steer clear, which overrides even the Omega Directive.
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# 4
05-27-2011, 12:25 PM
Jo mama so loud, she woke the whole Continuum.
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# 5
05-27-2011, 02:18 PM
Armus took a look at jo mama and was like "You's Ugly!" and then he fainted.
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# 6
05-27-2011, 02:21 PM
Jo mama breath so stanky, a klingon handed her a tic tac!
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# 7
06-02-2011, 09:55 PM
Jo mama so ugly, a borg drone looked at her and exclaimed "Dayamn!"

Jo mama so ugly, she asked Q to fix her face, and he was like, "I can't do miracles."

Jo mama so dumb, she bought a cargo hold of kleenix and nyquil for the temporal cold war.

Jo mama so big, she got stuck in the wormhole at DS9. (The prophets were most displeased! The view was most unpleasant.)

Vulcans declared jo mama's mouth a Minshara class. It's filled with green and brown and lots of lifeforms.

Jo mama so stinky, even holo Doc from VOY could smell her! He nearly passed out.
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# 8 My mama so sweet!
06-04-2011, 12:59 AM
My mama so sweet, she makes Keiko O'Brien go "Awwww, she's so sweet!"

My mama so sweet, Quark lets her wear clothes during her visit to DS9. (Thank the prophets!)

My mama so sweet, hortas snuggle up to her and make the sound tribbles make when you pet them.

My mama so sweet, Klingons wipe their feet when coming over to eat her cooking. They address her as "Yes ma'am, no ma'am!"
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