*is beamed up to somewhere...* Where did you take me Cappy? O-o

*Notices JC* YOUUUUUuuuuu =_= WATCHING YOUUUUUUs

*nervously peers out from behind Wookiee mask*

"Hmmm... 1000 pages... I wonder if the legal lemmings will find something about 'that' to litigate!... I must re-double my efforts to get The Chewbacca Defense prepared!"

*rummages through Shaolin temple, pulls out massive pack full of Wookiee masks*

"Fear not, noble 10ites, we shall be saved from the legal lemmings, if we band together, nothing can stop us!"

*starts Kung Fu kicking Wookiee masks at double the rate*

if... if it gets bad... we can take refuge in my backpack. Super Smart Legal Lemmings (SSLLs for short) will find my backpack just too crazy to attempt to make any kind of legal case against...

So here we are, page 1000. Hmm. Kinda anti-climatic.

Let's see, we're counting posts instead of seconds, so...

P-minus 5!! Or is it 4? I guess it's 4..... I can't count in the morning.

Just 4 more to go. *places random distraction cabbages all around*

Oh look in that other thread....BACON! --------->

P-minus 2!!

-chases away pesky ninjas-
-puts a bib around momo's neck, just in case-

Leaves crumbs trail of money w Queen on them... camouflages string.. for stick
Look a 2lb.. Snap <dawson flls in
Look a 2 CN ..Snap < Jc falls in
Look a Sackagewia < Z falls in
Look a 50 kroner bill (DKK50 ..Snap < CHAT falls in
Digges tiger pit... w whoopie cusion on bottom..

PUNK'D!!!

Only fitting too since Momo beat me to the fist post of page 1k.