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Capn Logan posted this a while ago in another thread...

http://forums.startrekonline.com/sho...7&postcount=72

I would like to humbly suggest that some HR doofus at Cryptic gives up his/her office and lets Logan move in immediately.

How can a guy be expected to crank out awesome ships when he is relegated to a cube farm? Lets be honest - there is nothing more mind-numbing in corporate Amercia than being relegated to a cube, forever pining away for the little things (like an office door) and the ability to tune out the more annoying of our coworkers?

The man needs an office already.
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# 2
11-03-2011, 04:42 PM
And an personal assistant....preferably a hot one...
No wait...that might distract him from his work...
Ok, just an assistant...
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# 3
11-03-2011, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by KBFLordKrueg View Post
And an personal assistant....preferably a hot one...
No wait...that might distract him from his work...
Ok, just an assistant...
He will need an assistant... to open and close his office door for him and to fetch his coffee. The assistant should be told to walk the coffee slowly by the poor cube-farm dwellers Logan used to sit with, so that they know how that yes - this is coffee intended for someone who is cool enough to rate an office.
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# 4
11-03-2011, 05:01 PM
Redshirt minions. Thats what he needs.
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# 5
11-03-2011, 06:25 PM
Actually, our cubes are pretty nice. Even have doors.
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# 6
11-03-2011, 06:42 PM
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Actually, our cubes are pretty nice. Even have doors.
Hmm, well...a cube with a door?

That does sound pretty sweet for a cube.

Ok, how about a minion, then? How many of you guys have minions?

Since logans work area doesn't sound too shabby, then I say Cryptic should hire him an Igor.
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# 7
11-03-2011, 06:47 PM
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Actually, our cubes are pretty nice. Even have doors.
This assertion is meaningless without pictures.
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# 8
11-03-2011, 07:09 PM
When he moves into his new office, can he pay attention to this 2-month-old issue he was supposed to fix?

http://forums.startrekonline.com/sho...04&postcount=9
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# 9
11-03-2011, 07:35 PM
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Actually, our cubes are pretty nice. Even have doors.
I wouldn't knock a cube with a door. That's better than what I have!

(And better than what we're getting in a few months, if rumors that they're shoving the other half of our department into our space are true.)
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# 10
11-03-2011, 08:44 PM
What I want to know is how many times you make Borg jokes when referring to your cubicles and/or how quickly that got tiresome.
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