Originally Posted by Roach

Excellent!! Though I think this annoucement should have come with the Budwieser Commercial music in the background.
<music starts>
Announcer, "To those junior officers who work tirelessly in cramped Jefferies Tubes,"
<commercial music>
Background Singer, " I'm Stuck! One too many doughnuts..."
< commercial music >
Announcer, "perishing namelessly on away missions,"
Backgorund Singer, " Ah damn! I drew the red Shirt! "
< commercial music>
Announcer, " or provided the endless streams of reports and analysis necessary for a starship to function"
Background Singer, " OUCH! Got a hand cramp! "
< commercial music >
Announcer, "– this weekend is dedicated to you! Oh mighty DOffer of DOffing! "
Background Singer, " Still got a hand cramp! "
< commercial music big finish and fade out>