OK, OK!! I admit it's my fault! I'm sorry I "borrowed" some of the hamsters for a race here at the Indy 500. Things were going good until the hamsters started drinking too much. Then one of them started hitting on another hamsters girlfriend. They went at with knives. It turned into a massive brawl with dead hamsters everywhere. The cops are looking for the ones that got away and the rest are holed up in motels somewhere waiting for things to cool down. I'm sorry I just wanted to have a race and was gonna return em when it was over. My bad.
Man, everyone knows you can't just borrow the hamsters. They are needed to get the Cryptic office's power reactor nice and stable.
Take one out for even a second, and everything goes to hell.
And you don't even WANT to know if that rubber duck is removed from it's ever-so-delicate perch....