There are no contortions. The fact that they are showing different assignments is simply a bug. A fix is being worked on.
Heretic, you're a good man, and I can't tell you how much I admire your willingness to take all this public abuse just to maintain a presence with the gamers, but this system is nothing but contortions.
In this case, I am glad it is a bug, and I know you will get it fixed as soon as humanly possible.
But the real problem is systemic. Duck tape and bailing wire is not going to put things on the right track.