Jawa, realizing too late that the shooting star he was watching was headed his way

Don't blink, here comes the bird poop from above, ooooiiii !!!

Prepare to feel the might of my Mk XII Mallard Gun.

My god in stovakor, Kirk put your shirt back on!

Do I still have braaaaaiiiiiiinsssss on my chin?

Michelangelo's latter years shown sadly that inner demons had been working there way out onto his work.

I've been in Starfleet for 20 years and all I have to show for it is this moustache.

Sooner or later you're gonna have to choose a side...

and if you go with the preferred package it can have a custom to order paint job.

"Once you go butter, you don't want a'nudder."

<facepalm> Dang that was terrible. Someone should stop me.