Lt. Commander
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# 1391
05-11-2012, 05:04 AM
Dr. Seuss - Green Eggs And Ham

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Seuss
I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
green eggs and ham

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I woould not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green egss
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
ANd you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so goodm so goodm you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANHYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am
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# 1392
05-11-2012, 04:06 PM
^ Ok.

So Capulet how was Hort?
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# 1393
05-11-2012, 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kill-Jack
^ Ok.

So Capulet how was Hort?
Hort was fantastic.
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# 1394
05-11-2012, 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hort_wort View Post
Hort was fantastic.
The bird is clearly dreaming again! :p I think Cappy needs to use more mallet.
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# 1395
05-11-2012, 07:35 PM
From the Seussian to the Senshi
それはポテトの発射筒爆弾の必要性である
its the bomb and needs a potato launcher

Giant robot in the lab
let me see you
and adjust that ab

i think you need better speakers
so i can hear you over the squeekers

so the buse sees me right
i turn on the no civilian hazzard lights

PA.. <ZONK> Warning clear the holographic circle around this machine
before countdown launches jet pack

Have a nice Day..
Zero Ichiban 大尉
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# 1396
05-11-2012, 10:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cookiecrook
The bird is clearly dreaming again! :p I think Cappy needs to use more mallet.
You know ime so well already. Order UP!

Quote:
Originally Posted by hort_wort View Post
Hort was fantastic.
<<<MALLET>>>
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# 1397
05-11-2012, 10:24 PM
He still feels a bit rubbery. You might want to try a few more tenderizing mallets to soften him up.
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# 1398
05-11-2012, 11:30 PM
works for me. it will break the funk STO gave me tonight. Nobody on but Mordred.
Gnight all

*Mallets Hort until falling asleep*
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# 1399
05-12-2012, 06:09 AM
I wake up to 14 critical injuries?!
Man...
-starts yoga stretching trying to reset his bones-
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# 1400
05-12-2012, 06:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
works for me. it will break the funk STO gave me tonight. Nobody on but Mordred.
Gnight all

*Mallets Hort until falling asleep*
Sorry! I was just going to bed.

Quote:
Originally Posted by hort_wort View Post
I wake up to 14 critical injuries?!
Man...
-starts yoga stretching trying to reset his bones-
If only that was an option for healing yourself in STO.
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