I just played with the duty officer system a few weeks ago, and while i was looking at it, i had this officer with the first name: Alone, and the last name: Nkold
(Yes, if you putting the two together you'll see my humor there)
but, this was not the end of this funny happenstance, i sent this whimsically named human officer on an assignment, the one where you send them off for "ZERO G TRAINING" this mission had a 2 day timer so I let it run, and didn't play again for the duration, when i came back I checked my duty assignments.
this is where it gets hilarious, i read the mission report for this assignment and it read as follows.
ZERO G TRAINING assignment has critically failed, ensign Alone Nkold had died in a tragic accident when his space suit failed to contain an atmospheric breach.