Odo: "Too many compromises. You want to watch the karo-net tournament, she wants to listen to music ? so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth Jazz, she prefers Klingon Opera ? so you compromise: you listen to Klingon Opera. So here you were, ready to have a nice night watching the karo-net match and you wind up spending an agonizing evening listening to Klingon Opera."

Moral of the story: Once you get married, she gets everything she wants.

Complaining? There is always just not getting married to begin with.

Isn't that the point in showing the loss of independence?

I wonder if the wives agree with that quote.

For not sleeping on the couch purposes a man may need to follow her opinion where it lays . That would be funny though.

unless you are a ferengi wife, then don't expect a whole lot to go your way.

Or not marrying a woman...

There are some seriously poofy men these days. Some take the term high maintenance into a new definition.

In all seriousness marriage is in essence a union of sharing all. If this isn't comfortable for any person they should resign themselves to eternal single status and buy a goldfish.

i have a dog that goes after rats like a cat . I don't know how long the goldfish would last.

I may have to suck it up eventually. For now i'll continue to use my dog as a pick up line .

Odo doesn't understand that if your girlfriend has such divergent tastes from yours, you probably shouldn't be together in the first place.