Those red shirts can be so touchy. I went ahead and pre-labeled the Mk I casings on my ship with their names. There was enough butt hurt to rival the STO forums. Hey, I'm just being pragmatic.

It may have been a bit much to make the red shirts write their own names on the MK I's. Just double check the seals on the shuttle door next time you are in it. Just saying.

This just in: Mk I torps are OP.

But they really muffle the sounds that Ensign Ricky makes when you close the hatch on him.

Nah, I'm not too worried. Shuttles don't last long enough on my ship to be sabotaged. Seriously, I have Katherine Janeway's niece as a my shuttle officer. That woman loses more shuttles than I can count -- attacked by random aliens, crashed on planets (women drivers, amirite?), abandoned for no explicable reason, random plot holes, etc. Must be a family trait. I had to switch to an Escort Carrier just to keep enough shuttles in stock.

Dangit havent been posting at all.. shame on me. Check us out. We know how much shuttles Janeway really lost!

Those shuttles are not all lost! We know where some of them are, spread over half a parsec, some assembly required! Just a few fixer uppers for the intrepid do it yourselfer.

You're right! far out in the Delta Quadrant we can go make some feddie shuttles!

Fixing is the easy part. Its the smell. You would think that space would cleanse the stank, it doesn't.

The smell isn't that bad. Just because you bathe in Aqua Velva it doesn't mean that everything else smells horrible.