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Join Date: Jun 2012
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I like big starships and I can not lie
You other Captains can't deny
That when a Starship warps into itty bitty space
And a huge saucer in your face
You get popped, your shields have dropped
'Cause you notice that ship was buffed
look at them Nacelles she's wearing
you're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna team with you
And take a picture
My fleeties tried to warn me
But that starship you got makes me so gorny
Ooh, Hulky'-Metal-Tin
You say you wanna get in my teams?
Well, join me, join me
'Cause we ain't that average pug team
I've seen them STF'n
To hell with PVP'n
BRACE FOR IMPACT,
Starships Got it goin' on
I'm tired of lower-tiers
Sayin' small ships are the thing
Take the average Trek man and ask him that
Starships gotta be fat
So, Klingons! (Yeah!) Klingons! (Yeah!)
Has your Starship got the stuff? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to buff it! (buff it!) buff it! (buff it!)
buff that tactical team!
Starship got fat!

(Escort Buffs with Cruiser Booty!)
Starship got fat!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a challenge
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an n00b
Now here's my mission
I wanna get home
And login uh!
I ain't talkin' bout Star Wars
'Cause hyper-drive parts are made for toys
I want 'em real big and chunky
So find that cruiser double
Star Wars is in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at PVP videos
Knock-kneeded Escorts flyin' like Tanks
You can have them Defiants
I like my Starships Fat
A word to the thick hull Cruisers, I wanna get with ya
I won't cheat or PvP ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna STF
Till the break of dawn
Starships got it goin' on
A lot of Tac's won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the Loot Drops on
So, Ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Odyssey {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even Klingons got to shout
Starship got fat!

Starships got Fat!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Cruiser, Romulans ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Odyssey-Galaxy-Excelsior Ha ha, only at warp 10.

So your girlfriend rolls a Guramba, playin' PvP videos on Youtube
But Youtube ain't got a motor in the back of their Guramba
My Dreadnought don't want none
Unless you've got beams, hun
You can do side quests or enemy encounters,
But please don't lose that ship
Some brothers wanna play that "Elite" role
And tell you that the Cruiser ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So the Forums say you're Over Powered
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your hull is huge and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the Escort ships in the C-store:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me an Engineer, I can't resist 'em
dual beams and Tac team didn't miss 'em
Some tactical officer tried to dis 'em
'Cause his ships are on my list
He had game but he chose to decomission 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the starship is engineer bound,
And you want a triple STF throw down,
Dial 1-900-PVEALOT
And kick them nasty Borg
Starship got Fat!

(Little in DPS but she got much hull)
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# 2
09-14-2012, 10:04 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha Roflmfao! Hahahahahahaha
Career Officer
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# 3
09-14-2012, 10:15 AM
EPIC !!

When's the YouTube video ? ... ;p
Career Officer
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Posts: 281
# 4
09-14-2012, 10:31 AM
I approve of this.
I miss my _.
Captain
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Posts: 11,103
# 5
09-14-2012, 03:06 PM
At first I was like...

But then I was like.

I salute you.
http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o633/centersolace/189cux9khvl6ojpg_zpsca7ccff0.jpg

So inhumane superweapons, mass murder, and canon nonsense is okay, but speedos are too much for some people.
Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 453
# 6
09-17-2012, 06:42 AM
Thank You

glad those who commented liked it
Lieutenant
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 60
# 7
09-17-2012, 11:30 AM
Brilliant.

Now I won't be able to listen to the real song without singing your version along to it... (Little in DPS but she got much hull)

Granted, as a Tac Escort, I sorta hate you now too. ;]

Well done!
@kardat Tradik | S'Kard | Taev | Roehzir | Taiben | Zairae Omega Family Fleet

"Some people are like Slinkies; completely useless but fun to push down the stairs"
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Posts: 3,512
# 8
09-26-2012, 08:07 AM
That's quite a neat little thing you've got going there. Would be great to actually hear it. Roll on an audio track.
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# 9
09-26-2012, 08:12 AM
Well done. Well done in deed.
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