I once fired a Heavy Tricobalt Torpedo Mk III at Chuck Norris... it came back!
The Romulans use a singularity to power their warp drive, we call it a picture of Chuck Norris's chin!
Chuck Norris uses Paratrinic Shields to wipe the blood of his boots.
Chuck Norris uses Hirogens as hunting practise... Blind folded... With no hands... In the jungle.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity on Praxis... The woman in question ascended to the Q Continuum.
ATTENTION:UNDINE SPACE & TKON GROUND SETS ALL THE WAY DEVS!.. Q-TRIBBLE, MAYBE!?.. EJECT WARP CORE ABILITY LIKE LAYING A SUPER-MINE, HELL YES!!!.. SPACE HIPPIES FROM TOS PLAYING MUSIC IN OUR FLEET STARBASE, NO, JUST, NO... CAIT & RA'KHOLN ADVENTURE ZONE, YES
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