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# 61
09-24-2012, 11:31 AM
I can't let this thread go down any further, it's simply too important.

Oh yeah, then I need to add a Chuck Norris line, right?

Once Chuck Norris opened the airlock in his Starship and farted into space, they call the area where that happened the Badlands now.
Career Officer
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# 62
09-24-2012, 11:45 AM
Chuck norris looks under his bed at night for me before he hides under his covers.

The Klingons know chuck norris the call him Kaihless
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# 63
09-30-2012, 07:53 PM
When Chuck Norris meets a Vulcan, the universe goes boom.

When Chuck Norris meets a Q, the universe esplodes.............(not explodes....esplodes)
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# 64
09-30-2012, 08:46 PM
Maybe Chuck Norris is the VERY FIRST Q... the others exist because he desires it. And they will end because he demands it.
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# 65
09-30-2012, 11:00 PM
Chuck Norris can be a Tactical Officer, a Science Officer and an Engineering Officer all on the same character.
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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Jul 2012
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# 66
10-01-2012, 01:53 AM
Time only exists because reality was afraid of Chuck Norris and it fled to all sides, creating past and future.
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# 67
10-01-2012, 05:36 AM
Chuck Norris wins the No Win Scenario by standing on a Gekli Pet, without an EV Suit, pointing his finger and saying "Pew Pew".

The Scimitar thalaron weapon is the extract of Chuck Norris' breath. When he found out about this, he roundhoused Romulus and Remus as collection of payment. This was known as the Hobus Super Nova.
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Commander
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# 68
12-09-2012, 03:43 PM
I once fired a Heavy Tricobalt Torpedo Mk III at Chuck Norris... it came back!

The Romulans use a singularity to power their warp drive, we call it a picture of Chuck Norris's chin!

Chuck Norris uses Paratrinic Shields to wipe the blood of his boots.

Chuck Norris uses Hirogens as hunting practise... Blind folded... With no hands... In the jungle.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity on Praxis... The woman in question ascended to the Q Continuum.
ATTENTION: UNDINE SPACE & TKON GROUND SETS ALL THE WAY DEVS!.. Q-TRIBBLE, MAYBE!?.. EJECT WARP CORE ABILITY LIKE LAYING A SUPER-MINE, HELL YES!!!.. SPACE HIPPIES FROM TOS PLAYING MUSIC IN OUR FLEET STARBASE, NO, JUST, NO... CAIT & RA'KHOLN ADVENTURE ZONE, YES


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# 69
12-09-2012, 11:12 PM
Chuck Norris was once bitten by the giant worm in the colliseum, and after 5 days of agonizing pain, the worm finally died.

A hirogen alpha tried hunting chuck norris. After recovering from a roundhouse kick, he took up a career in acting. He played smeegle in lord of the rings.
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# 70
12-10-2012, 02:27 AM
Chuck Norris can make a Kilingon cry.
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