Not that much splurging Seriously, sour cream? No no no. Bunny food is the key. Lots of water and low calories. No sugar and no white leaf. Less lettuce more greens like spinach and parsley. Mint mmmm.
Heir to the high pony of holier than thou, Guardian of the Sacred Mallet of Thwarting, and giver of Baptismal raspberries since 02/02/2010
Like you need to diet! Being happy with yourself the way you are is the key. Eating rabbit food is for rabbits! Even Momo doesn't live off of that junk! I think you should become a meatatarian. All meat, nothing but meat, all of the time! Have sliced roast beef instead of letuce, a polish sausage or two instead of carrots, pork chops instead of spinach, and so on. The only exceptions being corn, green beans, and various forms of potatoes but you can replace fries with chicken fries in case you don't like them. Don't forget about the Ten Forward way either. Top everything with lots of bacon!