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# 1 My boss told me to stop calling myself "Galaxy Commander"
09-26-2012, 11:50 PM
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I work in a Pizza joint, and I get free meals every shift. I just have to ring it up. Me being the smart ass I am, I occasionally put my name as "Amd. Jolson Faln" or "USS Athena rations." Just to be funny. My boss knows who it is.

Today, however, My boss sent the whole staff a text message:
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We now have to take down the names and phone number of carryout customers. And we have to use their actual name, not "lobby, carryout, blue hat, couple, asdfdsa, or Galaxy Commander."...
I chuckled and replied

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{General agreement with the requirement} I think that last one was aimed at me. However, the Federation is one of three/four major powers in half the galaxy, the other half has little to know contact with them. Thus, there is no "galaxy commander" rank or position. However, you may call me Fleet Admiral, or Admiral.
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09-27-2012, 12:08 AM
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Or Dahar Master, that will work too.

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09-27-2012, 12:28 AM
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Three internets to you, sir
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# 4
09-27-2012, 12:47 AM
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So what if I enter the restaurant and ask "Ensign Wesley" for a large pepperoni/jalepeno pizza? >
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09-27-2012, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by kyeto13 View Post
I work in a Pizza joint, and I get free meals every shift. I just have to ring it up. Me being the smart ass I am, I occasionally put my name as "Amd. Jolson Faln" or "USS Athena rations." Just to be funny. My boss knows who it is.

Today, however, My boss sent the whole staff a text message:


I chuckled and replied



Trolololololo
Technically, the Federation is only a minor power. It, at most, has a largest dimension of 10,000 lightyears (though I think Picard may have meant a volume or projected area on a 2D map of 10k Cubic/Square Lightyears), and has a hard time just defending it all, and that just in one puny quadrant. Only 2 on screen organizations count as a major power in the Galaxy are the Dominion and the Borg. As they control hefty chunks of the Gamma and Delta Quadrants, respectively.
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09-27-2012, 06:13 AM
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I'm Tacofangs, and I approve of this message.
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10-13-2012, 12:44 PM
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You sir, are a legend!

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10-13-2012, 01:11 PM
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Be a troll and right down Wesley Crusher....

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10-13-2012, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by kyeto13 View Post
I work in a Pizza joint, and I get free meals every shift. I just have to ring it up. Me being the smart ass I am, I occasionally put my name as "Amd. Jolson Faln" or "USS Athena rations." Just to be funny. My boss knows who it is.

Today, however, My boss sent the whole staff a text message:


I chuckled and replied



Trolololololo
You're right. There is no Galaxy Commander in Star Trek. But there is in Battletech. It's a Clan rank


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