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# 21
10-13-2012, 01:00 PM
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Dear Major General Torpal,

Reports of my ship's destruction are exaggerated.

(The U.S.S. Endeavour wreckage shimmers like a hologram revealing an intact ship and a federation fleet warps in around the I.K.S. Kahless.)

You also have 10 seconds to withdraw from federation space before I have you bl;own to hell. Oh and you'll find that your brig is actually filled with crates of tribbles.

Have a Nice Day.

Signed James Kenny commander U.S.S. Endeavour
To: Captain Koroth

From: Major General Torpal

Find enclosed a copy of your promotional orders to Brigadier General and a requisition order for a new vessel.

FIND KENNY AND KILL HIM!

WIPE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!
The Game of Houses (A Klingon fan-fic)

"Logic and War are old enemies"

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# 22
10-13-2012, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ryan218 View Post
To: Captain Koroth

From: Major General Torpal

Find enclosed a copy of your promotional orders to Brigadier General and a requisition order for a new vessel.

FIND KENNY AND KILL HIM!

WIPE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!
Dear, Major General Torpal

I will get on this but will require the following
  • 20 Orion Slave girls
  • 2 tons of trilithium Resin
  • enough latinum to bribe the nearest federation customs officer
  • 10 expendable warriors (lets say from the Gorn as they are way to pleased with themselves)
  • a Klingon Intelligence operative

All items on this list will be necessary to carry out the mission in the quickest and most likely successful manner.

Signed, Brigadier General Koroth
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# 23
10-13-2012, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by hartzilla View Post
Dear, Major General Torpal

I will get on this but will require the following
  • 20 Orion Slave girls
  • 2 tons of trilithium Resin
  • enough latinum to bribe the nearest federation customs officer
  • 10 expendable warriors (lets say from the Gorn as they are way to pleased with themselves)
  • a Klingon Intelligence operative

All items on this list will be necessary to carry out the mission in the quickest and most likely successful manner.

Signed, Brigadier General Koroth
To: Brigadier General Koroth

From: Major General Torpal

2 tons of Trilithium Resin, 2000 Bars of Gold-Pressed Latinum, 10 Gorn Warriors, and a KI Operative, have been transported to your ship.

The Orion Slaves aren't an issue, though I might ask "what do you need them for?"
The Game of Houses (A Klingon fan-fic)

"Logic and War are old enemies"

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# 24
10-14-2012, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ryan218 View Post
To: Brigadier General Koroth

From: Major General Torpal

2 tons of Trilithium Resin, 2000 Bars of Gold-Pressed Latinum, 10 Gorn Warriors, and a KI Operative, have been transported to your ship.

The Orion Slaves aren't an issue, though I might ask "what do you need them for?"
To: Major General Torpal

From: Brigadier General Koroth

Thank you for granting my request.

As to the question of the Orion Slaves, simply put bait.
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