yes, show love to the recruitment thread, to the empire, and to the fortress. (I guess my General needs to start dancing on the tables now )

Busy all day everyday? Distracted by KDF disruptors? Where is the bloodwine? Aha! Right here! Give us a go, or atleast a look, you could be pleasantly surprised!

Haha! The KDF will take care of you, aslong as you take care of us! Join our communistic.. err oops no join our cause and dont forget to take your pants off to show klingon underwear! We are more of a democracy compared to other communities anyways. Less dicatorship, moar booz!

We sometimes talk a lot about having no pants, this is offcourse a figuritive expression. We dont really take our pants off (dont quote me on that haha) unless its a hot day. Offcourse if you didnt understand that by now, you might not be Uey material in the first place.

Wow Grrrrrraver. What a sales job.

Just think how great it will be to fly that new 1000 day ship..........sans pants of course

Well, the starbase now has some Orions dancing on the table for latinum. Now all we need is some blow. Perhaps that could be a new special starbase mission? Also, no sex in the Bloodwine room. Sorry about that.

Don't worry, I think the bloodwine has a sterilizing effect. Drink away.

Ya know, the image of a Klingon hopped up on blow, running around the fleet starbase with powdered sugar on his face....that's a rather comical thought.

Taking out the bat'leth and trying to fight the large skinned animal rug hanging up on the wall because it's some sort of "Dangerous animal" that he must defeat.

"FO TEH HONORSH OF SHE IMPIREZ!!!!"

I'm sorry to announce... we are out of bloodwine.

The good news is that we get to witness an execution today- at least once we figure out who forgot to place the requisition order.

Never understood that about Klingons.

Why execute the culprit, when you can hang him by his ridges from the ceiling using piano wire, 2 feet from the deck? This way, he gets to be the lucky one to be constantly berratted and tortured for not ordering the bloodwine and will never again make the same mistake.

Killing him just means you have to look for a replacement in the requisitions department. Energy that can be better used...like kicking Tribbles.

The bloodwine is flowing again... and based on the wonderful observation, the offender has not been executed. Feel free to come by and take a few whacks at him... then once his punishment is done, he can go back to ordering bloodwine. Especially since we are going to need more after the festivities relating to his punishment...