No, just a relatively remote part of Europe somewhere between Greece, Italy, and Hungary.
Oh, so you eat REAL food, the way nature intended? You couldn't handle the chemical dump confectionary then.I could mail you one, and it could get lost in the mail for several years...and arrive as fresh as the day it came out of the oven/labratory.I just have to do it once more,as a childhood nostalga thing.
"Almost"??? C'mon man. Go get one. Worst case you just let it sit while you decide whether or not to eat it. They do kinda last forever, you know. And if you decide not to, you could probably sell it on eBay as a collector's item some time down the line.
I can see it now... 25 years from now, my Grandkid walks into the Gold and Silver in Vegas...
Rick: What do we have here...?
GK: An authentic Hostess Twinkie...
Chumlee: What's a Twinkie...?
I love nice long walks in the country.
Especially if they're taken by people who annoy me!