So I'm at work. And I'm sitting here bored as usual derping on the internet when... all the lights go out. I think to myself "Awesome now I'm bored AND it's dark." So I take out my phone to call my boss and let him know when I notice the time, 12:01.
Actually reading things before posting will make you look smarter than yelling loudly. Reading comprehension is apparently a lost art.
Not everything you see on the internet is true - Abraham Lincoln