Self-definition based on gender is in opposition to equality. Those of us who are individuals have more to talk about than our gender. Those who are not wave it around because they lack real individuality.

You see, I have an excellent sense of humor, but I'm also a very serious and philosophical individual. Individuality for me is being able to do more than one thing well =)

Hee hee. An excellent point.

I commend thee.

I'm still trying to pick myself up off the floor from the 'Shaving' Post...

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking RootBeer or Dr. Pepper.

I can just see my Female Captains' Chief Engineer (also a Lady), LHAO everytime ForaNine beams out.

Fora's crew often has a penchant for playing jokes on her.

Like leaving her laying on the ground in a coma, while they go off and kill enemy NPC's...
Or jumping into foxholes to hide, during the heat of battle...
And a real favorite..., using flashlights instead of their weapons.

And now you can add independently beaming skirts. Ahhh, such jokers! Serving on your ship must be a hoot.

Beer will just give them flabby bellies...

Actually, it would be more likely that her crew would find it hilarious to have her skivvies end up on her head after transport.

After all, the last time She beamed into a cluster mission, she found herself suspended in a blue mist with nothing on below the belt except her skivvies and boots.

You're welcome.

Yes, you also deserve a pat on the back.

I is be speshul.

I would support the OP for an Underthings Costume Pack , but would rather:

Not just female skirts, but my character's head/facial hair tend to beam away seconds before the rest of him. It's always rather disturbing.

Reading some of the replies to this very funny thread reminds me of Jeff Dunham & Peanut
*runs hand over head and makes "NEEEYAAAM" sound