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# 31 He's dead Jim
03-03-2013, 02:57 AM
Maybe Cryptic is being attacked by Godzilla? Or there is a 6 ft cockroach holding one of the techs hostage and wont free him until we give him a bottle of malt liquor and NWA's greatest hits?

Oh I know......they left waldo in charge and in a futile attempt to score with a (gotta remain PC here) mildly obese woman with a aesthetics deficit about the face and a clubbed foot, he mistakenly turned off the magnet that keeps the etch a sketch in sync with the servers gerbil wheel...

Or waldo had to use the bathroom and locked himself in there....ya thats it
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# 32
03-03-2013, 03:10 AM
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# 33
03-03-2013, 03:25 AM
Another disco...

ETA: And another...

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# 34
03-03-2013, 03:27 AM
Originally Posted by idrona View Post
But where IS waldo?
lol I was going to say that lol
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# 35
03-03-2013, 03:31 AM
Yep, same thing's been happening to me.
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# 36
03-03-2013, 03:31 AM
Too much time buffing useless shiny new ships, not enough time working on server stability.
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# 37
03-03-2013, 03:32 AM
Its quite novel trying to set up a mission with your fleet, then half of the roster disappears simultaneously. I would love to know what their definition of resolved is.

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# 38
03-03-2013, 03:34 AM
5th time in under 2 hours now
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# 39
03-03-2013, 03:41 AM
You people whining and crying and blaming cryptic need to take some networking lessons. It's not cryptic, but their isp or one of the ones on the way. The servers obviously arent crashing because not EVERYONE is getting kicked off, and there's little cryptic can do except ***** at their isp to fix things faster...

So.... chill.
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# 40
03-03-2013, 03:41 AM
They might as well turn tribble into another live server, its not like much bug testing goes on there anymore.

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